After heavy deliberation, I've tabulated a formula for gentlemen to calculate their gross swagger product, or GSP:
(Shoes) + (Polo) + (Abercrombie) x (Swagger) =
(S) + (P) + (A) x (S) = (Ronaldhino Air Force I) + (Ralph Lauren Polo custom fit rainbow XL) +
(A F cargo pants) x (10,000²²) =
($150) + ($70) + ($65) x (a google or 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) =
My GSP is 285 to the 26th power.
Calculate yours. Many of the variables are interchangable.
Quoth the legendary Polo Dro: "Mathematically, with a ______ I do trigger-nometry."